FUNNY
MONEY Mark
Singer
WHILE MAKING the world go
round, money doesn't recognise national
or geographical boundaries. The global
economic system flows not with ideology
but with currency, and although it's a
complex organism of inter-dependent parts
it is delicate enough for a nick at one
end to cause a virus to spread
throughout.
The Penn
Square Bank was an ordinary neighbourhood
bank in small-town middle America. It
stood in a shopping precinct in Oklahoma
City and moved in just a few years from
financing new patios and lawn mowers to a
point where its collapse, in 1982, could
have brought down the whole U.S. economy
plus a chunk of the Third World. Its
fall, if unchecked, would have made the
depression of the '20s seem like a hole
in the pocket.
What
makes the Penn Square story so strange is
that its decline was not brought about by
greed, fraud or corruption. Rather it was
a conspiracy of circumstances aided by a
large dose of stupidity. The prime
ingredients were: the OPEC oil price
increases of the early 1970s, the
supposed oil and gas deposits in
Oklahoma, the mechanisms of finance in
"th'awl bidness", the spirit of
what the author calls
"Okiesmo", a little of the old
college baseball cap and a brace of
characters so odd that any novelist
inventing them would be accused of
unreality.
The
chief loans officer at Penn Square had
spent his college years hanging nude from
lamp posts, and he brought a similar
professionalism into the boardroom. As
Penn Square escalated the scale of its
loans, it was common for a deal to be
concluded within 20 seconds if the
borrower was small fry ie only
needed a million dollars with a
"yeah, you look okay to me".
Meanwhile,
the de-regulation of the U.S. banking
system enabled small banks to lend beyond
their means by selling the loans
'upstream' to bigger banks. The goings-on
at Penn Square eventually involved even
the massive Chase Manhattan. At one point
money was borrowed from Chase Manhattan
to pay back interest on a previous loan
from Chase Manhattan.
Singer's
historical perspectives and analysis are
spot on. What marrs the story is his
aiming for a post-Wolfe New Journalism
and hitting a new journalese. Too often
he's impressionistic when he should be
investigative, filling half a page with
irrelevant physical details: a man
"shaped like a relief pitcher",
a face "creased like an old road
map" or a handshake "like cold
cooked spaghetti". Another flaw is
at the end. Face-to-face with the
protaganists during the aftermath, Singer
wastes wordage describing their offices,
homes and automobiles instead of asking
questions.
The
trail of economic disaster that Penn
Square's collapse began was halted when
the U.S. Government "bought"
Continental Illinois a bank which
had lost One Billion One Hundred And
Sixty Million dollars in three months and
was about to drag every major bank in
America into the mire with it.
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