| SELF-CONFESSED
LOUD mouth and anti-establishment
anarchist Derek Jameson, 56, one time
editor of some Fleet Streets most
garish titles, is secretly planning to
infiltrate BBCs Radio Two and
subject the unsuspecting British public
to gramophone records by the likes of the
notorious punk rock group, The Sex
Pistols. Zigzag
gained a candid confession from Jameson
when, earlier this week, I posed an a
vacuum cleaner salesman and gained entry
to his home a basement flat in an
insalubrious west London street well
known to the police for its drug addicts
and squatters.
I realised my cover was
successful when Jamesons attractive
wife invited me in and offered me a cup
of coffee and a hobnob.
I began by quizzing
Jameson on his relationship with Sid
Yobbo, the cartoon thug said to be based
on Jameson created by the leading current
affairs weekly Private Eye.
Jamesons libel suit against them
resulted in his incurring £75,000 costs.
"The upper class
twits of Private Eye take the
view that anyone who leaves school at
fourteen in the East End of London has
got to be a yob and have a name like
Sid."
Jameson broke down and
wept at my feet. Resisting this obvious
play for my sympathies, I continued
probing in the uncompromising manner
demanded by you, the Zigzag
reader.
"Sid Yobbo has caused
me a great deal of pain because I hope
I'm a bit more caring, knowing and
thoughtful than that image assumes. It
was in defence of my dignity that I got
involved in that dreadful libel action.
The jury decided it was inflammatory but
not malicious. In other words, they
didnt think that image was far off
the mark.
"This is how it's
been all through my life. Linda Lee
Potter in the Daily Mail got it
right when she said I was hypersensitive.
She said I was boring, loud mouthed,
cared for nobody and then said what's
he got to be so hypersensitive
about?. Im on the
council of the NSPCC (National Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Children) but you dont see that in
print because I dont make a fuss
about it. Its a double-edge sword,
on the one hand Mr Nice Guy, on the
other, Sid Yobbo."
Not for the only time
during our meeting, he spoke openly of
his sordid boyhood amid the slums of east
London.
"I didn't get much of
a formal education. I went to a school
were there were 350 boys and three
teachers. My last term was spent teaching
the others how to telI the time. But the
most powerful influences on me were not
my education and the East End but the
novels of Steinbeck, Hemingway, Dos
Passos, Upton Sinclair and Sinclair Lewis
the American giants. When I was
13, I won a big essay competition that
set me on the road to journalism.
"At fourteen I got a
job as an outside messenger in Fleet
Street, so determined was I to be a top
journalist. I finished up as managing
editor of the Daily Mail, editor
of the Daily Express and
launched the Daily Star and
finally got fired by Rupert Murdoch from
the News of the World.
"Ive really
come up the hard way. When I was a kid I
was begging in the street for money to
buy a bit of bread. People of that type
of background care about suffering."
A solemn violin concerto
breaks out from the cheap music centre at
the side of his living room, beside a
rather tasteless chaise longue.
Yielding to my relentless
demands for the truth, Jameson eventually
owned up to some highly unsavoury
political beliefs. I was deeply shocked
and wanted to leave but in the interests
of honest reporting, I stayed.
"Im anti
establishment. Most of my life Ive
been on the left politically, now I
consider myself a free-roving anarchist.
I dont support any party and
Im against all politicians. I loath
and detest bureaucracy. What cripples me
is the thought that there an half a
million kids walking about without jobs,
hope or prospects. That rings a big bell
in my head, reminding me of the situation
I was in when I was a youngster.
"I can never say a
word in favour of the politicians
whove created this situation and
nor will I until they solve it. What we
have here is Ireland all over again. I
was Irish editor of the Mirror
for several years and know the scene
quite well as well as any
Englishman can. The circumstances which
created the conflagration in Ireland are
being sown on the streets of urban
Britain.
"When the whole lot
goes up, itll be like a gigantic
bomb and all the politicians will be
scratching their heads wondering what
happened. They spend ninety percent of
their time slagging each other off.
"If I were a
politician God forbid
Id take my inspiration from people
like Franklin Roosevelt and do everything
humanely as possible to bring about a
regeneration, a New Deal just he did in
1930s America. In other words, a bit of
inspiration and leadership. Were
ruled by pygmies!"
Oddly, or perhaps not so
oddly for one so long at the helm of
several, he fends off my allegations that
newspapers can influence the opinions of
the electorate.
"When Ive gone
around the country and asked the people
what they think of my papers, unfailingly
they say RUBBISH! The British
public has a healthy disregard for
British papers. I like that, it shows
they decide what they think and feel. I
always laugh at the ridiculous idea that
the British public take a lead from what
they read in the papers. These days I
suppose they take more from the TV."
Recently, of course,
Jameson has been on TV. Im about to
remind him of this when he continues:
"After one election
recently, a MORI poll found that 53
percent of the readership of The Sun
thought It was a Labour paper. Ha ha ha!
So dont tell me what the British
press do to the public. Ive just
proved to you that its not so.
Thats another myth created by the
posher end of the market, the serious
newspapers and magazines."
Again, I'm about to point
out that polls prove nothing and
ask what a newspaper might be if it
isnt serious when the
violin concerto squealing from the music
centre (next to the tasteless chaise
longue) begins its second movement.
Visibly moved, Jameson
says:
"Fourteen-year-old's
today are still babies. By that age I'd
started work. In fact, when I was seven I
was working on the street markets to make
any kind of money to but a bit of bread.
I think what I did was a tremendous
achievement. I cant think of anyone
else from such Iowly beginnings who ended
up running four national newspapers.
"Ive always
been actively engaged in survival. I had
to survive two years when Murdoch fired
me and I lost all my money in the libel
case. Ive always aimed to get as
far away from the spectre of poverty as
possible. Within a year Id become a
household name, a national institution.
And now Ive landed one of the top
jobs in radio... the motor keeps
running."
Myself, the photographer,
and a toy souvenir-of-Tenerife doll
perched on the mantelpiece are shaken by
unforced admission by Jameson of his
desire to have written books.
"I would like to have
been a great novelist. That got
suppressed by the business of making a
living. I would rather have been a
novelist. I look back and sometimes think
I shouldnt have been doing certain
things because they werent me. It
was very difficult being someone on the
left running a Tory newspaper like the Express
although I found more socialists on the Express
than I did on the Mirror. I
wouldnt say I hated it but it was a
job I did an a professional journalist.
Ill do anything which is reasonably
acceptable if it means survival."
But even that didnt
prepare us for the revelation which was
to follow.
"I would like to have
been a psychiatrist."
I was left speechless and
could feel the fierce pounding of my
heart against the bogus restaurant
receipts stuffed into my wallet. He went
on:
"Im very
interested in human behaviour and what
makes people tick. Im taken up with
things that disturb, hurt, cause doubt,
anxiety, grief. I would like to write a
book about people and the strange things
they do. I ought to write the great
working class novel of the end of the
20th century. The Ragged Trousered
Philanthropist of the 1990s but I
dont suppose I will."
After one of the strangest
encounters in all my years of
investigative reporting, I felt I was
ready for anything. Indeed, it came as no
surprise when Jameson confided:
"I like punks!
Theyve quite grown on me actually.
When you compare them to the people who
massacred forty people at the Heysel
stadium why should anyone complain about
punks? Theyre bright, colourful,
lively, interested. Theyve turned
their backs on conventional society in
the same way Hells Angels did in
the past.
"They just happen to
be the latest in a long line of young
people who are thirsty, aggressive, who
have seen the system and didnt like
the look of it. They want to do something
different so dress up in all their tribal
finery. Good luck to em. Great! In
fact, Id like to be a punk myself
but at the age of 56 Im getting on
a bit to go about with a Mohican
haircut."
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