| FEW
CAN have missed the exquisite pleasure of
catching an earful of 'Kinky Boots', a
record made by the original Avengers
pair, Patrick MacNee (who played John
Steed) and Honor Blackman (Cathy Gale) in
the early 1960s. An attempted spin-off, a
cash-in atrocity if ever there was one,
but somehow the blind (or rather deaf)
faith displayed by the pair in the
fetchingly awful nature of the offering
enables a transcending of the taste
barrier and the striking of a nerve, not
to mention funny bone, in all who hear
it.
Radio DJ
Kenny Everett gave the thing a dusting
off in his World's Worst Record show
(Honor: Best place for it)
gallery of grotesques a few years ago and
now, anxious to adjust their reputation
from Wimp to High Kicking, Cherry Red
have repackaged the whole thing. Once
again the record buyer is threatened.
Surprise
would be the polite word, shock would be
more apt," comments the female half
of the irresponsible duo on this skeleton
suddenly wrenched from her past.
It
was so long ago I don't remember it that
well (what's that psychology thing about
repression of traumatic memories?) and it
was an image which had long gone but the
record got into some chart or other all
by itself so my agent suggested that I
did something to promote it.
And here
we are. The setting is a record plugger's
less than modest dwelling in a leafy
Ealing crescent and Ms Blackman, despite
her 58 years (apparently) is still able
to induce, to use a cricketing term, a
tickle down the leg side in the
average male.
I
was the Queen Of The Boots in those days
and somebody decided to write a number
that would befit me and Patrick.
Literally, we hustled off one Saturday
evening and did it. Patrick said he had
no sense of rhythm and couldn't sing but
we thought that was absolute nonsense
until we actually got there and found it
was absolutely true!
"We
had to hit him on the shoulder every time
it was his turn to sing. He really hated
it and I wasn't exactly Top Of The Pops
either but it was just a gag at the time.
I'd long since forgotten about it.
I
guess it ties in with that sort of 1960s
cult thing. There are all kinds of cults
from the 1950s and 1960s, James Dean
cults, Marilyn Monroe cults and I find it
astonishing that the children of today,
who weren't even around then, are taking
these things up.
I
imagine people failing about laughing at
'Kinky Boots' although my daughter tells
me they're not and that people are
actually singing it, which makes me very
curious. I have no explanation for
it.
The
Avengers itself has always had a strong
cult following.
Yes,
although they've never seen me which is
strange. All my episodes were done on
video tape and I left before they went
onto film. They've never seen my Avengers
which were the real black
leather and the real fighting
ones. I don't know if the tapes are still
around... my God, that would be the end
wouldn't it, if they suddenly, started
showing them!"
How
pre-planned was the Queen Of The Boots
image?
It
was an accident. When I started doing the
Avengers and the judo I was just wearing
ordinary clothes, obviously I wore
trousers to do the fighting. I was doing
some wild and extraordinary throw with my
backside to the camera and I split my
pants from top to toe, in close up.
They
said (adopts TV producer voice) 'this
can't happen again' so we had to find a
tougher material. I think it was Patrick
who suggested using leather. There's not
much that can go on the end of a leather
suit except boots. So I wore boots
it's good to have something solid on your
feet anyway when you're doing judo, for
balance.
This
was in March and the screenings were
going to be in September. The Paris
fashions, which we used to pay more
attention to then, came out at the start
of September and they had leather! It was
extraordinary.
When
the series went out all these fashions
were flooding in from Paris and I was
probably the only person in Britain
walking about without leather because I
daren't go out in it.
I
love leather but I've never worn it since
because of the image and at the time all
sorts of people wanted to call me out for
a fight. It was very strange. A lot of
males, especially when they were drunk,
would want to have a fight because they
resented the fact that a female was the
male equivalent intellectually and
physically.
"Lots
of people would get stroppy at parties;
those who weren't secure in their balls
would suggest they could take me outside
and finish me off. This was always when
they were in no condition to finish
anybody off.
So did
the Cathy Gale character affect attitudes
towards women?
"I
think it helped, it broke down a few
barriers. I mean, it must have some
effect when it goes into millions of
homes every week. Since then there's been
a lot of series from America where girls
are always drawing guns and bashing
people about."
Back on
the subject of 'Kinky Boots' Honor, with
barely a trace of sarcasm. adds: I
don't look back on it as my best work or
anything. It was just a lark and that is
the spirit in which it should be
accepted.
"And
that (she adopts the tone of a
Drunk and Disorderly defendant before the
bench) really is all I can remember,
mlord.
Guilty
as charged. I think.
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